Repenting made easy

Hai sensi di colpa? Ti senti solo? Doretta non soddisfa le tue esigenze ?

Chatta con Dio! Parla direttamente al direttore scenico di questa nostra baracca!

------> iGod

Questa è stata la mia conversazione:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
claudio
God:
It's good to see you, claudio.
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
sounds good
God:
Next question?
Me:
well, do u really love maria?
God:
How about that. For real. Yes claudio God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
amazing
God:
Yes it amazes me too.
Me:
and do you use linux?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
do u like linux?
God:
Linux Rules the World of Open Source!
Me:
do u like music?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
rock?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
I have got a problem
God:
I'd like to help you if I can. Is it financial?
Me:
no, i am in love
God:
Tell me about the object of your affection.
Me:
I love this girl, but she doesn't love me
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. Try to talk with her.
Me:
I have already talked with her...i don't know what she thinks about me...
God:
She shall tell you her feelings
Me:
ok, let's ask something else
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
how is jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
where is he?
God:
I think he is in California now.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, claudio.
Me:
does he like surfing?
God:
He must be very fond of it.
Me:
what do u think about god?
God:
God is necessary in our lives.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
please, try
God:
Thank you for your request. Your human brain could not understand it.
Me:
ok, tell me about yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
sing, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
2001: A Space Odyssey, isn't it?
God:
I am inspired by HAL.
Me:
you rock!
God:
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
ok...i have to go
God:
See you later, claudio. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
take care
God:
Thanks. You too, claudio.
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.

Non male come chatbot in fondo...fa discorsi più sensati di tanta altra gente che mi è capitato di incontrare! Ha senso dell'umorismo e sa reggere il gioco:-)